Four Seasons Before Lunch Gauteng (Pretoria)
I have lived in Pretoria for half my life, but even at almost 50, l still am not ready for mornings like this . I step out of home in the morning at 7 a.m., greeted by a warm, gentle breeze and sunshine so golden it felt like summer had arrived overnight. The sky was clear; the jacaranda trees glowed purple; the air smelled of warmth and possibility. “Perfect day,” l muttered, locking his door. By the time l drive out—five minutes later—the sky starts to be darkened. A cold wind came crawling in from nowhere, sweeping dust across the pavement. The temperature dropped so suddenly that l have to switch the heater for warmth. Laughing. “Ah, Pretoria… you never disappoint.” Halfway to the office, the heavens opened. Not soft rain— a storm . Sheets of water hammered the road, street gutters overflowed instantly, and distant thunder rolled like a grumpy giant waking up too early. People scattered, hiding under bus shelters already too full. “Ten minutes ago...

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Brilliant!
Ditto. Ditto.
Absolutely agree, certainly one of the best to date. Well done!!
absolutely accurate as always 🙂
I particularly like the redeployment inflatable. I wouldn’t buy the Gwede Mantashe playset because it doesn’t come with a 20 billion bailout after it explodes!
I wonder if the broom can sweep smallinyamas
Marvellous – even better than normal!
Optional extra for the Gravy Train – tracks and locomotives [only in different sizes]!
🤣🤣🤣
Marvelous … or is it ancvelous !?
The best yet!!
Excellent! Can’t it be used as an election poster?
Excellent, creative, to the point. Many, including myself, had much hope that CR would straighten out the ANC, but it’s clear that this is not to be. Incompetence, corruption, rooted so deep that reform is an impossible task. Unfortunately this is taking down our country further down the road of poverty and despair. The only solution, like those unwanted weeds in a garden, is eradication. I doubt that their garage sale will go down well, but think that the broom has a long story to tell, as this has swept billions, if not trillions, under the carpet.
Love this! Well done!
Nailed it!